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by The Publicans

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Come to me my lovely Come to me my darling Hold me close Come to me in the misty moon Come to me my lovely, by the light of the misty moon And lie with me my darling, till the late of the afternoon Hold me close ’til dark of evenin’ Hold me close and don’t be leavin’ Come to me by the light of the misty moon Captain Tyrrell’s daughter was in love with Lachlan Keys He worked the farms and ditches and her mother she weren’t pleased When he saw his girl a roving Tyrrell followed her to town When he saw her wrapped in Lachlan’s arms he vowed to take him down To her lover her heard her say Come to me my lovely, by the light of the misty moon And lie with me my darling, till the late of the afternoon Hold me close ’til dark of evenin’ Hold me close and don’t be leavin’ Come to me by the light of the misty moon Her mother had a temper and her rage could not swayed Our honour must be rectified is all that she would say The Captain called the Doolahn boys they set with all haste And stabbed poor Lachlan fifty times about the chest and face And on his dying breath they heard him say Captain Tyrell’s daughter heard the bad news from the maid So she slit her fathers throat while in his bath he lay Then she used a kitchen towel to remove her mothers breath And the Doolahn’s house she set to flame with boys drunk in their beds And the Doolahn boys all burned to death Captain Tyrrell’s Daughter was to hang on a fine spring day But those that gathered stood in shock and the priest he past away When the ghost of Lachlan Keys appeared there at her side And hissed come with me darling by Lords grace I survived They hung the vicar in her frock so the law would have it's way And the crowd they did applaud when they heard those lovers say!
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The Rising Sun Many years ago I liked a drink or two Truth be told I still do When it all gets too much for this family man I walk into a pub and drink everything I can So kiss me on the cheek and send me on me way I'll be back again with the new born day When the cider, beer and whiskey of the long night's done I'll come crawling through the door with the rising sun The years have made me a sensible man And I pull my weight the best I can But the beast inside calls me now and then And I like to go out and get shitfaced with my friends
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The Shark of Galway Bay (Declan Finnegan’s Ghost) Prologue Well, the waters of the west Get warmer day by day And the creatures of the south Come north in search of prey And that’s how it came be That unexpectedly A bloody great white shark Found home in Galway Bay Chapter One - The Loan Shark Well Finnegan was man Who had problems with a loan A shark had lent him cash But the interest had grown Finnegan’s only asset His fathers fishing boat Which the loan shark would accept If he could prove that it could float So off they set to sea, the shark thinking of his fee He checked it for and aft and from the bilges to the mast When he looked over the side, the paintwork for to see He looked into the smile of a mighty shark who had him for his tea Lets raise a pint of whiskey And 10 gallons of the dark To the ghost Declan Finnegan And his bloody great white shark Lets raise a pint of whiskey And let's drink it all the day To the ghost of Declan Finnegan And the Shark of Galway Bay Chapter 2 - The Captain The Captain of the Guarda Saw the loan shark as a friend And asked of Declan Finnegan Just how he’d met his end And despite his protestations Declan led him to the spot And before the village fleet The shark he ate the cop And with mighty cheer their anchors they did haul The shark they let ‘im bide with his gut full of law They had a massive party o’er 5 nights and a day Then they gathered round at Finnegan’s, to hear what he had to say Chapter 3 - The Great and Glorious Now free of the evil captain And his mate the old loan shark The people of the town Had cash to throw around So they built a splendid golf course The best that could be found And invited all world leaders To relax and play a round So came the great and glorious, counting POTUS in their fold And set to have a conference, to count up all their gold Then Finnegan took them sailing to catch something for the dish Then he fed them one by one to his dirty great big fish Epilogue Now as you can imagine Not everyone was pleased So Fin and his fishy friend Faked death and went to sea They found a Greenland inlet That Globe had kindly warmed Where they lured in neo-nazis To feed to his fish’s spawn
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6 'til 2 On Afternoons and lates There'd be no escape The wages made it home Pretty much unscathed But when your man’s on earlies He'd be out the place by two And payday came on Thursday So what’s a man to do And It’s out the back Past the Chargehand’s Shed Over the fence Through the gap in the hedge He'll see you at the bookies And the old Nags Head By the time she’s at the door He'll be off his tiny head The wives are at the gate But they can bloody wait Cause there’s a tip on a horse And a name on a pint A fight in the bar On a ten pint night The weekends starting early For your man and his idle mates On the night he wed Her waters went and broke And the screaming twins arrived The year he got to vote Now he's twenty bloody three And his wife's the enemy This isn't what he thought he'd be Life's down the lavatory He’s handy with his fists Especially when he’s pissed And he gives his girl a clout So she throws the fucker out Now the maintenance it's late So the court appointee waits Outside the factory gates While he's making his escape
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Naked Body Sees her at the window busy in her day Wonders if she ever thinks of him the way That he's been thinking of her Her bare skin in the sun Laughing with embarrassment At what they've gone and done He dreams about her naked body Running 'round the bed Making him feel wonderful And messing with his head He dreams about her naked body Running down the stairs Twice around the garden Ignore the neighbour's stares He could be the doctor She the naughty nurse Run out of the funeral Have it off in the hearse Dressed up like his mother Tied up to the chair Can of Anchor squirty cream Rubbed into their hair Then one sunny afternoon They end up face to face He stumbles invitation She says come to my place They talk about the weather They talk about TV They take off all their clothes And jump on the settee He dreams about her naked body Running 'round the bed Making him feel wonderful And messing with his head He dreams about her naked body Running down the stairs Twice around the garden Ignore the neighbours Frantic calls for armed police Complaints about the naturists
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The Four Winds Blow My Girl says to me If I die a sea bird I will be I’d fly far from this island Upon an ocean breeze I’d take to winds and tides And leave the humans be Wander round the world Forever to be free Out where the four winds blow Across the seven seas High on an ocean swell I’ll see my girl again My girl was washed away Taken on a wind swept day She heard across the water A storm was on its was She fought the rising tide until her passing day She was so much braver Than ever I could be My girls not lost at sea At the oceans edge she comes to sing to me Out where the four winds blow Across the seven seas High on an ocean swell I’ll see my girl again Where the four winds blow
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Up The Edith 03:10
As he walked out one evening On a Belgian street in spring He faced the world so bold true And wondered what the night would bring A Wonder of young manhood Lost in European flair He drew night air into their lungs And then began to sing Chorus Fair ladies, fair ladies come sit beside me do We can have a little chat maybe have a little drink or two Fair ladies, fair ladies if anything goes wrong We’ll be up the Edith when the morning comes along He first met Lilly Luxembourg And then he met French Lou He passed on German Hildegarde And a Guatemalan girl called Sue. But with the lovely Linda from Liverpool Things happened awful swift And while their knees were all a tremble They shared a little gift Chorus Monday through to Tuesday it was small as small could be Wednesday through to Thursday it grew so alarmingly By Friday it had a face and two little eyes a blinking On Saturday it opened up it’s mouth and then began a singing. What did it sing? Chorus And this what the doctor said Oh mon dieu, qu'est-ce que c'est Grandir sur votre saucisse Éloigne-toi de moi Vous sale cochon anglais Voici un bâton Mettez la bête à mort Avant qu'il ne mange votre tout petit bouton et chante cette chanson Chorus un deux trois allons-y
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Oh So Groovy 04:29
Oh So Groovy So here we are at the top of the trees There’s cash in the bank and a cure for disease There’s plenty of food and the water runs clean Surely everything's looking all so groovy So here we are at the end of the line It’s looking more and more like we’ve run out of time But while sit on this beach and watch the sun on the sea Surely everything’s looking all so groovy So here we are at the edge of the cliff Millions dead on the rocks where the 1 percent live More misery death is that all we’ve achieved Suddenly nothing’s looking all so groovy And it's 1234 hope there ain't a world war 5678 The planet don't disintegrate ABCD we don't kill the honey bee XYZ we don't starve to death So let's pack the van and leg it down to sea This bloody job well it's just killing me Let's grab the kids and turn our backs on it all Suddenly everything’s looking all so groovy

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released December 3, 2019

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•Paul Amesbury
•Craig Palmer
•Simon Lambert
•Stew Black
•Lindsay Gee

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